Okay, this is the first time I've been able to even log on since January 19th. My WiFi access to this site has been completely blocked since then and still is. No device in my household can even log on to this site.
Enough of that.
Sugar Bear, I'm heartbroken. You were the one who made my extremely stressful days fill with laughter.
You brought awareness: Crimes against windows! Couches packing guns!! Fools who practically walked right into the jail cell right after committing the crime!
Wow, this is a tough one. You sit in that Heavenly Starbucks and keep typing away, will you? And do me a favor: talk to Agatha Christie. That woman died in '76, yet her novels kept being published until '97.
ASK HER HOW SHE MADE A DEAL WITH GOD TO KEEP SENDING DOWN COPY, BECAUSE I NEED YOUR LAUGHS!
Godspeed you Hilarious One!