"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me"

He said as he climbed into his big red

-headed brother's Camaro and sped away with vengance on his mind, and in his heart, and a pocket full of

Kryptonite blaring through the stereo. After the smoke cleared, she thought to herself....

Did I brush my teeth or

eat a candy cane? Meanwhile, down at the butcher shop

has deals on pork chops and

And lamb chops

They were out of tater salad but across the street was

a big building making

Cheese whiz filled doughnuts and

Chocolate covered ants while listening to

abba's dancing queen.. though the very thought of the first snow was making for a hot chocolate, warm

American pie was getting ate by

Old men arguing who threw the fastest pitch in MLB, when the door swung open and in walked...