Water, it's not that difficult

@mypeez :

Hopefully soon, he can be sleeping in his cell.

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'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report
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There's a weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse and multiple sources claim the foul stench is coming from former President Donald Trump who is allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial.

 

Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, released a video on Friday, April 19, claiming that "Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom" and that it's "very stinky around him."

 

"I'm hearing it from actual credible people that as he's kind of falling asleep," he told his viewers on MTN. "He's actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell."

 

Outspoken Trump critic George Conway commented on the video, writing, "Not that anyone should do anything with this information-but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme."

Eat an unhealthy diet, and you will be unhealthy. Simple as that.

MAGA - Make America Gassy Again

BREAKING SNOOZE: Trump Had To Be 'Jolted Awake' In Court - 4th Time At Least
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Former President Donald Trump had to be "jolted awake" by Trump attorney Todd Blanche during his hush money-election interference trial - at least the fourth time Trump has fallen asleep in court in the past week.

 

Last week was the official start of the Stormy Daniels hush money-election interference trial being prosecuted by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and presided over by Judge Juan Merchan. One of the most high-profile facets of the trial was Trump falling asleep in court at least three times.

 

On Monday, the trial resumed with opening arguments and, time permitting, testimony from National Enquirer publisher David Pecker. But shortly after the proceeding began, Trump was caught catching Zs again.

 

It was CNN commentator and New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman and her Times colleagues who first reported Trump's initial lapse into naptime last week as they provided live text updates from the trial, and it was the Times who reported it during Monday's live updates.

 

Investigative reporter Susanne Craig wrote "Trump is struggling to stay awake. His eyes were closed for a short period. He was jolted awake when Todd Blanche, his lawyer, nudged him while sliding a note in front of him."

 

President Joe Biden's campaign has been trolling Trump consistently over the multiple lapses, even referring to Trump as "Sleepy Don" in a memo to the press on Friday. Prior to last week, one of Trump's many nicknames for President Joe Biden was "Sleepy Joe"

 

Shortly after Craig's update on Monday, the campaign posted a screenshot with the caption "A feeble and tired Donald Trump once again falls asleep in court."

 

Trump was more animated once the opening arguments started, and some of Pecker's "catch and kill" antics were brought up. At one point, reporter Kate Christobek wrote "Trump is visibly displeased at the mention of the alleged out-of-wedlock child and strongly shakes his head."

Trump's Hair Unravels Outside of NYC Court and It's Truly Humiliating, 'Looks Like the Glue Is Coming Off!'
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There is nothing I love more than a Donald Trump hair story! I'm not being serious, but considering all the times Trump has mocked someone for their looks, I will take every opportunity I can to do the same to him. And now we have another example of hair today, gone tomorrow! Trump's mop was totally exposed while he was outside of court in New York City today.

 

In a new video, posted to X/Twitter, the adjudicated rapist's head of hair puzzled people, as they weren't sure what was really going on - and if he's had a hair transplant in the past or currently has hair plugs.

 

The photo shows Trump meeting some supporters. And at that moment the wind was blowing, and lifted what hair Trump has up so we could clearly see his scalp. And it's obvious the man is bald. He just has mastered the combover in such a way that he appears to have a full head of hair.

 

Trump's hair is obviously his trademark, and he truly loves it, despite the fact that it looks awful. And this isn't the first time we've seen his real head and hair. Remember this video? It revealed it all:

 

 

This is a man who wouldn't go visit our war dead because he didn't want to get his hair wet. Trump complains about showerheads and water pressure because of how they make his hair look. The man is truly a narcissist, and that's definitely true when it comes to his hair.

 

Ivanka Trump has previously revealed the "secret" behind Trump's questionable do, according to Michael Wolff's book "Fire and Fury: Inside Trump's White House":

 

"For Ivanka, it was all business - building the Trump brand, the presidential campaign, and now the White House. She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his combover to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate - a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery - surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men - the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump's orange-blond hair color."

Today's Doonesbury talks about Trump's mental health based on the strip's resident Vet psychologist, who says Trump is showing signs of dementia:www.gocomics.com/doo nesbury/2024/04/28

Trump complains that the current trial is cutting into his ability to campaign, talk to voters, etc. However, Court is not in session on Wednesdays. What did he do April 24th on this past week's day off? He golfed.
Hypocrisy?
www.thedailybeast.co m/trump-claimed-tria l-interferes-with-hi s-campaign-but-OTOH, he was scheduled to campaign April 20th in North Carolina, but bad storms cancelled that rally. But couldn't he have done a rally on April 24th?