2 people show up at your door?

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would've ducked.

Four men walk into a bar - a priest, a rabbi, a Jehovah's Witness, and an atheist.It doesn't take long before they get loud and agitated.The bartender asks, "Can the four of you agree on anything?"They look at the drink menu and answer in unison, "Eight dollars for a beer is a sin!"

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

PeoriaIllinoisan : Jehovah witnesses don't need to get loud or agitated. That's the world you see. You know the not everyone calling on our king Jesus will be save. You have your ways and I have mine. We follow the Bible words to guide mild tempered.

Lighten up, Francis.

PeoriaIllinoisan : Oh (2 Timothy 2:23) 23 Further, reject foolish and ignorant debates, knowing that they produce fights.

tntrecycling: that's rich