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BREAKING: Dementia Don leaves NBC interviewer speechless with a completely nonsensical rant about ICE murders, "the waters," and "the smallest drugs!"
The 79-year-old president of the United States sat down with NBC News for an interview and began complaining about the "bad publicity" he was getting in response to two innocent American citizens being ruthlessly executed by instruments of state violence in broad daylight.
"It's bad. I hate it. I hate even talking about it," *****ed Trump. "Two people out of tens of thousands, okay? Mm-hmm. And you get bad publicity. Nobody talks about all of the murderers that were taken out of our country! They don't talk about…"
The interviewer, Tom Llamas, interjects: "but it was two Americans who died!"
It's at this point that the president's brain completely fails. Like a Windows 95 computer struggling to run Photoshop, Trump's brain tries to run BragAboutSomethingElse.exe and recieves an error message.
"They don't talk about, we have the smallest drugs." (???) "As an example, we've been very tough on the waters and soon, you know, pretty much overall, but if you look at the waters where we knock out boats…"
Very tough on the waters? Well, first off, all those attacks on boats in the Caribbean seem to have conveniently stopped now that Trump has control of Venezuelan oil revenues, so it's almost like those murders weren't about stopping drug boats at all!
But this whole thing just highlights the sick and twisted way he views the world. He's amassed an entirely imaginary rolodex of accomplishments that he feels should absolve him of all the horrific cruelty and killing that his administration has committed.
He is literally incapable of caring about anything except his own ego. All of the people he's hurt and killed over the years mean absolutely nothing to him. He needs to be removed from office ASAP."