Avoidance

Stealth

K-Bar.

My wit, personality and charm. If that doesn't work I put the Tracker in 4WD

I've always been partial to hand grenades and claymore mines. Now if you're talking weapons I can actually get my hands on...a good piece of hickory.

My brain.

Crossbow, wanted to get a bigger deer than my husband this year. But physically for me I'm not hopeful that will happen this year unless a miracle happens.

@joepyeweed :sorry, that would be rendered useless once my hickory stick makes contact with your skull. This is NOT an internet threat. Since I have no intent, I can invoke the Clinton defense.

Gerber

@joepyeweed : youtu.be/nauLgZISozs

A pen.

Based on some of the answers in this thread, there are some people that have quite probably never been threatened with a weapon. Good on ya. Hope that continues.

Currently, my words. Back in the day I carried a Lady Derringer. Lost it in my divorce.

well lets see, I've had a loaded pistol pointed to my head and I've been held up with a knife... I wasn't harmed in either situation, so I think my brain works pretty good.

@joepyeweed Is there anything you haven't survived or aren't an expert with? From everything you have done and experienced you must be about 117 years old.