"Some ne're do well stole $23.90 worth of gas from the BP station at 211 N. Western."How dare you call me a "ne're do well"!! Why I'm a "Kick-A $$ Gangsta"!! Nobody caught me YET stealing gas!!!

"Nothing was taken, except a candle was broken and a can of Comet was tossed on the floor of the bathroom."I see the "Housekeeper Bandit" has struck again! Legend has it, her "calling card" is a tossed can of Comet. It's a warning that "You'd better clean this mess up or I'm coming back to clean you out!!!"