@EyeintheSky: meet me at Kroger in one hour. I'll bring a ton of empty cardboard boxes. We'll grab two carts from the corral, fill them with the boxes, then race down Arcadia and re-enact the whole thing.
Meanjarhead can run alongside, record it, set it to "Chariots of Fire" in slo-mo, and upload it. He can also point a gun at anyone who threatens to interfere! HAHAHA!!
JUST KIDDING!!!!