Things You Would Not Want To Hear on the Peoria.com Forums - Page 6

REALLY bad...

O.K. you all are frightening us

we regret to inform you...

"Its not the fire so much as the background music that plays every time I do it..."

SAHM, That is TOTALLY not true. I resent that you would say such a thing, to think that I (or the other mods) would divert our attention away from a member when she is in need. She is fully entitled to moderator protection.

She just hasn't fulfilled the bribe, that's all.

"I'm sorry Mr Hansen, but it's terminal...."

Hey! I said I’d wear the leather straps and bindings there Jeep, but I’m refusing to stomp my foot, whinny or call you Barbaro. Some things are just not reasonable. Especially in a bribery situation.

I’m just saying. You know, PI only requires I call him big daddy!

Big Daddy?

I saw your husband with another woman at Motel 6.

Mom Dad I'm pregnant

@Christi

Whoooose yo daddy???

Does each mod set their own bribes...or is there a list somewhere that I can reference? I'm not into whinny'ing or yelling Big Daddy..so I'm wondering if there are platonic alternatives?

Can I call you mommy?

"Dad, we're taking you a nice home to live, where you can be around people, you know, your own age...."

Hey, I WAS actually told that many years ago...and it was true!