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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 04:43 pm
Diez!!!


Who said prostitution was for women only.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: Msgem
May 18, 2009 - 04:56 pm




Msgem writes:
This is my first hetrosexual experience.


What was your first homosexual experience?




leslie I forgot we were playing a game and thought you asked me that question directly.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 05:07 pm
OMG Msgem!! you are to funny!


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: Msgem
May 18, 2009 - 05:18 pm
Over the PA in a store " will the owner of the----- car " ( It's Yours ) please report to the service desk ASAP


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 05:22 pm
Another PA System alert: "If this little ol' lady *description* belongs to anyone, would you please come to the front of the store"


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: HipKat
May 18, 2009 - 05:44 pm
"And we at the News Channel can say that the next President of the United States is AV8R......"


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: AV8R
May 18, 2009 - 06:12 pm
"Your sisters boobs are bigger"

Maybe that should be under the title of THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: AV8R
May 18, 2009 - 06:14 pm
HipKat writes:
"And we at the News Channel can say that the next President of the United States is AV8R......"



Wassup with that? Hail to the Chief
I'd rather be the Attorney General anyhow.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 06:20 pm
Why is your brother so much better looking?


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: stairat49
May 18, 2009 - 06:21 pm
They have raised the age of retirement to collect social security to age 75.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: StrayCat
May 18, 2009 - 06:23 pm
Oh $#!T, My Husbands home...


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 06:24 pm
Or hearing that there will be no retirement age, before its all said and done.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: m0bscene
May 18, 2009 - 06:38 pm
can i watch tv now


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: flipper
May 18, 2009 - 06:39 pm
I hid the remote.


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Re: Things You Would Not Want To Hear
By: Msgem
May 18, 2009 - 07:44 pm
My wife is married Iam not.


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