something happy today? on the Peoria.com Forums - Page 2

I think I'm going to borrow SC's hatchet and wheel it at your tongue. Seriously.

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Neener.....

um...too much time with the youngsters today..really!

but that could be a happy thing..right?

And how would you know?

I'm buying her a new knee pad for her right front end tomorrow. She's such a good girl, she deserved a nice treat. Maybe next week she'll get a new hood. Or should I go bumper? What ya think?

JeepPilot skids up onto the sidewalk in his Mod Squad golf cart and spills his tall Vodka & Tonic everywhere. Only one of the red and blue spinning lights is working because he misjudged that last little bridge on the way here.

Bitch Monster?

(JP Makes that little "shame shame" gesture where you rub one finger along the other one)

Awww... come on JP, it was funny. Have a heart, don't lock the happy thread...?

ok..that was bad..and i sent somewhat of an explanation to Hip that this was a HAPPY thread and that he should take his nastiness elsewhere. I'll go sit in time out Jeep...


Hip...I don't think you are a bitch monster. But your fun-filled sharing wasn't necessary in my Happy Thread.

sahm was totally joking!

I don't think he's not a bitch monster either SAHM...

NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!

oh geeez........!

lmao!

and um...when do I get a ride in that shwanky golf cart that serves up vodka and tonics? I should be out of time out shortly..right?

You know what? Happy threads are gay. And not in the homosexual sense, but in the lame sense.
Seriously. Every time I see a happy thread, I think of Judd Nelson as John Bender making fun of Molly Ringwald's Claire Standish in the breakfast club, where he does the little Squeaky sound, just before he (Bam!) punches his fist into an imaginary face...

And who drove you to the time out box? Did you get a ride in the golf cart? He's never given me a ride in the golf cart. PI always makes me walk. And PI always sends me to my room... There's something wrong with this picture. You get a ride in a swanky new limo style golf cart being served vodka and tonics and I get to go to my room?

Oh geez....

I got all of the baby stuff washed, dried , put up in the dresser and got the crib all set up. Only 38 days left till my due date!

yep...that's YOU...Bender...
oh happy day..couldn't have said it better.

I could say 'lame a**" but the mod mobile will come back and I really don't want a ride in it..or another time out.