I Am Sadly Pathetic And Could Use Your Advice on the Peoria.com Forums - Page 9

OMGs I just pee'd myself!!!

stairat49, I've been trying, I even do "Centers" at my son's school 3x's a week, that's how I've met the one mom. But the others barely crack a smile at you, let alone talk with you. I've even tried hanging outside when I pick the boyo up, but I get a "Hello" & that's it.
I shower, I brush my teeth....I swear I'm a nice person!

correct. just don't confuse the palm oil with palm kernel oil. not the same thing.

Your wiccan/paganism endears me to you more than most people, already, as long as your not weirdly cliche about it.

Aww, many thanks HipKat!
But are you trying to tell me I should NOT wear any pointy hats or long black dresses? I do however, have a mole on my nose (remember I'm an EEPW, we grow these honkers pretty well!), that is impossible to just take off.

I'm sure it's been asked somewhere in the 9 pages of banter, but how old are your kids? If they're preschool age, have you considered joining a group such as "MOPS" (Mothers of preschoolers)? My wife joined last year and has met many nice ladies there.

There's also some sort of on-line 'meet-up' website/forum that my wife has looked at where mom's plan outings for their kids... i don't recall the address, though.

We lived here about 8 years before my wife really started making several friends and that was mainly because she became a SAHM and got involved with my son's pre-school and the MOPS group.

Well crap, ya found that video I made with my husband. It's so embarassing. They airbrushed my mole out, & that shade of lipstick is just horrendous on me!! But we got paid huge monies, so I feel that I really didn't compromise any of my beliefs wrongly.

I have a good friend from back home. She's Wiccan, but so absurdly cliche, like she refers to non-Wiccans as, ahem, Muggles and she knows every Goddesses holiday, moon phase, sun phase, fairy dance, solstice gatherings.... Auuuggghhhh....
(Truthfully, I know a lot of that stuff myself)

Actually, I love her, she's super cool, but the Muggles thing is too much.
And she ALWAYS had the best weed!!

Lets go pay her a visit.

I'll drive.

A road trip to Buffalo?? I'm in!

Incontinence MAY be another reason for no friends...I'm just sayin'.

I don't think that's what "she pisses people off" means though.

Either way could cause a shortage of friends. Pissed off or pissed on.. matters not.