Boring on the Peoria.com Forums - Page 2

@meanjarhead:

i often screw up tasks my wife asks me to do, just so she won't ask me again. works pretty good.

I like ranch dressing on everything.

@leslie110:

"woman" only has one dubya.

just sayin'

@PeoriaIllinoisan:

I was on my phone...oops!

@leslie110:

Typical woman... chatting on her phone while typing... you were probably driving while doing this too?

I used to hunt. But a long time ago I decided I would quit until they armed the animals to make it fair.

@PeoriaIllinoisan:

It's called multitasking. You men should try it sometime. :-P

I suspect that my husband does that too.

I just saw this on facebook: "If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months."

Which reminds me of the uninstalled garbage disposal that I got for christmas. :-)