Bad habits that tick off your better half on the Peoria.com Forums

I just grabbed a bottle of water opened it and chugged it down Marine style. This annoys the hell out of Terri and she just doesn't get it that i am programed to do this. I just do it because it is they way i was ordered to do it for 7 years and it doesn't go away i don't even think about it until she goes on her little Hitler rant about the way i open the bottle and down it in under 5 seconds i used to have to do this at least 20 times a day with a officer watching over me and my men. Do any of you do something that ticks off your better half that you dont think should tick them off?

popping my bubble gum.

Giving her a dutch oven, when she does not bring in the plastic box garbage roller dolly,
after the 40,000 dollar a year taxpayer funded Public Service Union Shnoor
dumps it into his truck.

You do know what a ...dutch oven is?

Breathing...

@HipKat:

No, Hip, MJH said BETTER half or do you tick yourself off?

Dont know if its a bad habit but I always hear..."Your driving too close to the center line". Even on interstate where both lanes are going the same direction....boy thats nit pickin!

I've been told that my husband is not a mind reader and can't predict what is going to irritate the $hit out me.

Yet-to-be-named-female-companion gets on my case for forgetting to use my turn signals. We're both motorcyclists and I should know better...

Silence, when I deem it appropriate.

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@Chef Kevin:
His second personality is a weird chic however the roofers on the job site really really dig her.

Remembered another one tonight Rare steaks she always goes yuck she however orders it shoe leather done.

Mine is eating too fast, and that's a leftover from the military as well. When you have 5 minutes to get down the entire meal and clear off the table...you learn to eat fast.

She claims I road-rage as well, but in reality I don't consider politely schooling an incompetent driver with a shot of the horn or a mono-digital gesture of friendship as road rage.

I would have to say pulling the sheet over her head in bed when I fart