Worst things to say to a delivery man on the Peoria.com Forums

(Blizzard outside ) A bit late aren't you

"The change is for you" while handing him $15.00 for a 14.80 order. Worse yet sending your child to the door with exact change cause your too cheap to tip. (Can you guess who might have worked in the pizza biz for 24 years,lol)

DON'T WORRY I DON'T THINK MY DOG HAS RABIES

'Oh it ain't loaded' says mom, as a kid is playing with a real gun sitting on the coffee table. Playing, by pointing it at me.

really happened.
\didn't get robbed.

YEARS ago...I let one of my sons( the younger one of the two)pay the pizza delivery guy while I jumped in the shower...The pizza was only,like, 10.50....I told him...give him a couple dollar tip, as they were already paid for delivery in the pizza price...he told him..."mom said,keep it" ....it was a 20.00 dollar bill, he got a 9.00 tip on a pizza originally only 8.00!!My son was only 8 years old at the time...I paid for the delivery guy from then on.

Oh, I changed my mind not really in the mood for pizza anymore

"Welcome to the Hotel California"

-The One Stop HOME Shop

Can you take this package to the post office for me?

"...the last UPS delivery guy was soooo hot"

You look cold. Hang on while I find my money. Do you have change for a 5.

"Nice ass"!

"nice package" wait, THAT COULD be a compliment!!