I know a guy who had a rock hard t**d stuck in his toilet and nothing would budge it. He got so mad he tore out the toilet and put a new one in. His old one sat out in his front yard for a really long time with a "free" sign on it. No takers!
What a fun post..had me laughin out loud this morning.
tampons are very multi-purposeful...my sis n law used 1 to plug an old cooler that had lost it's drain cap...did a wonderful job. If you're a creative little boy, you can also use the cardboard applicator ones for chinese finger handcuffs. (that goes under my list of "things I never thought I'd have to say" to my kids...such as, don't pee on your brother, and don't ever put my camera in the dryer again and ...don't take the agitator out of the washing machine as well as...never EVER put petroleum jelly on the cat again!
my brother got a hold of the cardboard applicator when he was a little boy and was blowing it like it was a kazoo.
my youngest son, at age 3,got ahold of the tampons and was standing on the front porch, twirling the tampon like a lasso yelling 'ina cowboy.' i damn near died.